The Underview on 2001: Happy Birthday, Frank
The Underview on 2001
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANK
Hal:
 
Excuse me, Frank.
 
Frank:
 
What is it, Hal?
 
Hal:
 
You've got the transmission from your parents coming in.
 
Frank:
 
Oh, fine. Would you put it on here, please? Take me in a bit?
 
Hal:
 
Certainly.
 
Dad:
 
Hallo, Frank!
 
Mum:
 
Happy birthday, darling!
 
Dad:
 
Happy birthday, many happy returns of the day.
 
Mum:
 
Glad... (Note: Frank's instruction to Hal obscures the rest of this line)
 
Frank:
 
A bit higher, Hal.
 
Dad:
 
Your mother and I are both feeling wonderful, too. Ray and Sally were going to be here, too, but at the last minute Ray's back went bad on him again.
 
Mum:
 
How do you like the cake, dear?
 
Dad:
 
Looks great, doesn't it? Sorry you can't join us. Oh, I ran into Bob the other day, he said to be sure and wish you happy birthday.
 
Mum:
 
All my students made me promise to send their best wishes, too. You know, they talk about you all the time in the classroom, Frank, you're a big celebrity in the second grade! You know, we were on television last week.
 
Dad:
 
Oh yes, yes, your mother and I and Dave's parents were interviewed about what we thought of our illustrious sons! Huh! You can imagine what we told them! I think it's being broadcast next Thursday, perhaps you'll be able to listen in.
 
Mum:
 
Oh, we were thrilled about Elaine and Bill, dear. I'll be glad to get the present for you, but please tell me how much I can spend.
 
Dad:
 
Oh, yes, Frank, about your (ATF19) payments, I think I've straightened it out for you. I talked to the accounting office in Houston yesterday and they said that you should be receiving your higher rates of pay by next month. Well, Frank, I can't think of anything else to say now...
 
Mum:
 
Oh, give my love to Dave.
 
Dad:
 
Oh, yes, be sure and give him our best regards. We wish you the very happiest of birthdays.
 
Mum:
 
God bless.
 
Dad:
 
All the best, son.
 
Dad and Mum:
 
Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear Frank,
happy birthday to you.
 
Dad:
 
See you next Wednesday.
 
Hal:
 
Happy birthday, Frank.
 
Frank:
 
Thank you, Hal. A bit flatter, please.
 
 
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